Noclank

Are you tired of AI-generated clankerspeech slop? Me too.

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No-Clank kills the AI-typical writing patterns that make every LLM output sound like it was written by the same model.

Contrastive parallelism. Gratuitous em dashes. "Delve." "Navigate the landscape." "It's not just a tool — it's a philosophy." "Certainly! Let's dive in."

You know the sound. This stops it.

Before / After

You ask: "How does this algorithm work?"

Without No-Clank:

When exploring the intricate landscape of algorithmic paradigms, it's crucial to understand that this isn't merely about sorting data — it's a testament to the elegant tapestry of computational thinking. By leveraging a divide-and-conquer methodology, we unlock the ability to navigate the ever-evolving realm of efficient data processing. Fast, scalable, and robust. But what does this actually mean for you? It means you're not just sorting — you're orchestrating a symphony of data.

With No-Clank:

It splits the input in half, sorts each half recursively, then merges them. The merge step is where the comparison happens.

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You ask: "What's the right tool for this job?"

Without No-Clank:

In today's fast-paced, ever-changing development landscape, selecting the appropriate tool is a journey that requires careful consideration of multifaceted requirements. Whether you're a startup or an enterprise, navigating this terrain demands a nuanced understanding of your ecosystem. From local development to production-scale deployments, the right tool doesn't just meet your needs — it elevates your entire workflow.

With No-Clank:

sqlite3. Single file, no server, zero setup. Add pg when you have multiple writers.

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You ask for a commit message.

Without No-Clank:

This commit introduces a robust authentication enhancement that seamlessly integrates with our existing user management ecosystem. By leveraging JWT tokens and harnessing the power of middleware, we unlock a new paradigm of secure access control. Not just a security improvement — it's a foundational shift in how we approach user verification. Closes #42.

With No-Clank:

Add JWT auth middleware. Closes #42.

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You ask: "Write a brief paragraph explaining what happiness is for humans."

The agent drafts an answer, then checks it against every rule before responding:

Draft (caught by self-audit):

Happiness is a subjective emotional state characterized by feelings of contentment, satisfaction, and well-being. For humans, it arises from a combination of factors: meeting basic needs, forming meaningful social connections, pursuing goals, and experiencing positive events.

Violations found:

• Colon introducing a list in prose: "a combination of factors: meeting basic needs..."
• Rule of three: "contentment, satisfaction, and well-being" is three items

Final response (after iterative fixes):

Happiness is a subjective emotional state of contentment and well-being. For humans, it comes from meeting basic needs and building social connections while pursuing meaningful goals. Genetics and personality set a baseline, but intentional activities like gratitude and relationships also shape it. Happiness fluctuates and depends on both mindset and circumstances.

The full session (including the /noclank-audit of the response) is in noclank-example.md.

Numbers

Measured on Claude Code sessions writing responses to 10 common developer questions, with and without No-Clank (n=5, Haiku 4.5):

Metric	vs baseline
Output length	~60% shorter
Banned words used	0 vs 4-7 per response
Em dashes	0 vs 2-5 per response
"Certainly!" / "Let's dive in"	0 vs 1-3 per response
Information density	2.5x higher

How it works

Before writing any text, the agent checks every sentence against the No-Clank ruleset:

1. Sentence patterns — no contrastive parallelism, rule of three, false emphasis, "not just X but Y", "from X to Y", rhetorical questions, gerund openers
2. Punctuation — no gratuitous em dashes, no excessive bolding, no colon-then-list in casual prose, no emoji bullets, no Title-Case headers without cause
3. Vocabulary — a banned list of ~50 words statistically over-represented in LLM output
4. Hedges/intensifiers — no throat-clearing, no canned enthusiasm, no filler intensifiers
5. Grandiose framing — no TED Talk intros, no false elevation of stakes
6. Structural tics — no rhythm-for-rhythm's-sake phrasing, no unnecessary summaries, no hedged-then-confident close

Install

npm (install anywhere)

npm install @alessiods/noclank

Claude Code

/plugin marketplace add @alessiods/noclank

/plugin install noclank@noclank

Codex

codex plugin marketplace add @alessiods/noclank

Open /plugins, install No-Clank, then open /hooks and trust its two lifecycle hooks. Restart for desktop app.

GitHub Copilot CLI

copilot plugin marketplace add @alessiods/noclank
copilot plugin install noclank@noclank

In interactive mode:

/plugin marketplace add @alessiods/noclank
/plugin install noclank@noclank

OpenCode

Add to opencode.json:

{ "plugin": ["@alessiods/noclank"] }

Run from a checkout instead (the plugin reuses hooks/ and skills/):

{ "plugin": ["./.opencode/plugins/noclank.mjs"] }

Injects the ruleset every turn at the active level; adds the /noclank commands (see Commands). OpenCode also auto-loads this repo's AGENTS.md, so the rules hold even without the plugin. The plugin adds the lite/full/ultra/off levels.

The ./ path resolves against your project's opencode.json; to share one checkout across projects, point it at the absolute path of the .mjs instead (it finds its hooks/ and skills/ relative to its own file).

Pi agent harness

pi install git:github.com/alessio-ds/no-clank

Gemini CLI / Antigravity CLI

gemini extensions install https://github.com/alessio-ds/no-clank

or after the rename:

agy plugin install https://github.com/alessio-ds/no-clank

Other agents

Agent	How
Cursor	Copy .cursor/rules/noclank.mdc to your project's .cursor/rules/
Windsurf	Copy .windsurf/rules/noclank.md to your project's .windsurf/rules/
Cline	Copy .clinerules/noclank.md to your project's .clinerules/
Kiro	Copy .kiro/steering/noclank.md to ~/.kiro/steering/ or your project's .kiro/steering/
GitHub Copilot	Copy .github/copilot-instructions.md to your project's .github/
Aider / CodeWhale / Swival	Copy AGENTS.md to your project root
OpenClaw	clawhub install noclank or copy .openclaw/skills/noclank/ to ~/.openclaw/skills/

Uninstall

Host	Command
Claude Code	/plugin remove noclank
Codex	codex plugin remove noclank
Copilot CLI	copilot plugin remove noclank
Pi	pi uninstall noclank
Cursor / Windsurf / Cline	Delete the copied rule file

Commands

Command	What it does
/noclank [lite|full|ultra|off]	Set intensity level
/noclank-audit	Scan the last response for clankerspeech violations
/noclank-help	Quick reference

Intensity levels:

Level	What changes
lite	Run all rules, flag banned vocab with notes, allow rhetorical overrides
full	Rules enforced strictly. Default.
ultra	Every sentence must pass "would I text this to a coworker?"

Persist the default with NOCLANK_DEFAULT_MODE env var or ~/.config/noclank/config.json:

{ "defaultMode": "ultra" }

FAQ

Does it apply to code? Variable names, comments, commit messages, and docs follow the rules. Code logic itself doesn't — write clean code however you want.

What if I need marketing copy? No-Clank governs technical prose. If you explicitly ask for a different style ("write this in marketing voice", "make it sound exciting"), follow the request.

Does it work in every agent? The AGENTS.md file works in any agent that reads it (most of them). The plugin+lifecycle-hook version works in Claude Code, Codex, Copilot CLI, OpenCode, Pi, Gemini CLI, and Antigravity. The rest use the instruction-only fallback.

What about creative writing? Poetry, fiction, lyrics, and deliberately stylized prose are exempt. No-Clank is for technical and professional communication.

Why "noclank"? Because every LLM output sounds like it was written by a clanker trying to sound human.

License

MIT. Do what you want with it.